but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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