Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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