Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just had sex bonerless
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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