they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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