How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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