And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I can text with my tongue
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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