I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I touched a dick in church today
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
