She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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