And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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