I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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