He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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