She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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