Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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