question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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