I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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