Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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