We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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