There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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