margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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