i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i was born a porn star she said
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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