i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
where am i from again
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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