Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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