Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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