i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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