every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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