Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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