They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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