i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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