respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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