Kiss
Puke
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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