i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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