What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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