"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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