so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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