i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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