Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
You can make out without kissing
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