I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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