White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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