Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Your penis caused this!
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