How'd it feel making her break her religion?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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