Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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