did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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