planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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