Need sex. Gaining weight.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
how does that bad decision feel?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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