Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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