i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
