No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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