The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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