He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I want a musical about memes.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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