He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
