Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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